Just a quick note ...

... to let you know that we'll be back soon with more scintillating, action-packed music commentary than you can shake a stick at (how did that phrase come about? what IS this stick, and what does shaking it at things DO?). There's a glut of new singles just waiting--begging!--for us to determine their relative artgayness or lack thereof, and we won't let them (or you) down. In fact if Mr. Artgay (that's you, Dave) wants to take the lead on this one, I won't mind. I know he's got a stack o' wax and a gall bladder full of bile he's just waiting to unleash on you. If that's not where bile is stored, well, sorry, I didn't do so well in biology.